Thursday, 6 January 2011

The life of a Gummi Bear

Mrs Red Gumbear: That's it!! I have had enough of that man!

Mr Green Gumbear: Darling, I have been looking all over for you!!!

Mr Green Gumbear: I love you, you are my everything.

Mrs. Red Gumbear: You are a fat green hog who snores in his sleep.

Mr. Green Bear: Yeah, but I kiss good, don't I? That is why you married me.

Suddenly an Orange falls from the sky and lands on Mrs. Red Gumbear!!!

Mr Green Gumbear: Eh... sweethart, darling, you have an Orange on your face.

As if by magic the Orange rolls away.

But Red does not move... Mr Green Gumbear: Dearest? Dear? RED!!!!

Everyone gathers: Hey look, this woman has been killed by an Orange falling from the sky.

In the hospital the doctors try to revive Mrs. Red Gumbear.

(When Mr. Green Gumbear isn't looking) They try the kiss of death  life.
Please hold on, Mr. Green Gumbear. We are really trying everything...
From "behind scenes": Nah, sorry, she's definitely dead.


Even the priest comes to say his last goodbyes.
Yellow Priest: Dearly beloved, we are tethered... I mean ashes to ashes, dust in the bin...

Mr Green Gumbear: My darling Red was ever the beautiful girl...






Mr Green Gumbear: The heart and soul of the party, she wouldn't want us to die inside at her funeral.
Mr Green Gumbear: For the way she died was peculiar, very rare indeed, for when are Sky Oranges ever going to fall?


Oh my dearest darling love. All of this pain is eating at my heart.
And I feel as if the whole world is falling apart around me.