| Mrs Red Gumbear: That's it!! I have had enough of that man! |
| Mr Green Gumbear: Darling, I have been looking all over for you!!! |
| Mr Green Gumbear: I love you, you are my everything. |
| Mrs. Red Gumbear: You are a fat green hog who snores in his sleep. |
| Mr. Green Bear: Yeah, but I kiss good, don't I? That is why you married me. |
| Suddenly an Orange falls from the sky and lands on Mrs. Red Gumbear!!! |
| Mr Green Gumbear: Eh... sweethart, darling, you have an Orange on your face. |
| As if by magic the Orange rolls away. |
| But Red does not move... Mr Green Gumbear: Dearest? Dear? RED!!!! |
| Everyone gathers: Hey look, this woman has been killed by an Orange falling from the sky. |
| In the hospital the doctors try to revive Mrs. Red Gumbear. |
| (When Mr. Green Gumbear isn't looking) They try the kiss of |
| Please hold on, Mr. Green Gumbear. We are really trying everything... |
| From "behind scenes": Nah, sorry, she's definitely dead. |
| Even the priest comes to say his last goodbyes. |
| Yellow Priest: Dearly beloved, we are tethered... I mean ashes to ashes, dust in the bin... |
| Mr Green Gumbear: My darling Red was ever the beautiful girl... |
| Mr Green Gumbear: The heart and soul of the party, she wouldn't want us to die inside at her funeral. |
| Mr Green Gumbear: For the way she died was peculiar, very rare indeed, for when are Sky Oranges ever going to fall? |
| Oh my dearest darling love. All of this pain is eating at my heart. |
| And I feel as if the whole world is falling apart around me. |